When Jesus came back as a Canadian, one of the first things he did was to go to Florida in the middle of winter. He went to the prison where Conrad Black was staying and he threw open the prison door.
“Come out,” he said. “I clear the Black name of its stain forever. You are a son of Canada, and you are welcome to come home again.”
Conrad fell down on his knees and thanked him Then he invited Jesus to stay with him.
“Sure,” Jesus said. “As long as you don’t call yourself ‘Lord’ any more. That’s my title.”
Canadian were outraged. They stripped Jesus of his citizenship. Last thing I heard, he was doing time with Conrad in Florida.
Tough break.